I'm matt's sidekick‏

I would do anything for Matt.   Matt and I had lots of power and I was living very comfortably with Matt.   Matt and I were sitting on the couch and I was playing Paper Mario.  We were just having fun and I said "Matthew, I want to take over the mushroom kingdom, take the star rod, capture all the star spirits and we will be the most powerful ccouple in the universe.  I love the idea of having all our wishes  granted."  I pushed his bangs back, and played with his hair a little bit.  Matt held me affectionately and said  "Well what are we waiting for let's go up to Star Haven and take the star rod.   I have a hoverboard that can fly up there.  I'll fight off everyone trying to stop us."     I was snuggled against matt and I said "Matt, will you please stay out of this for me, Cause I'd hate to see you get discovered and be sent to prison.  You're too awesome to be there."

Matt's cat Shoe‏

You know Matt's cat shoe was a pretty happy cat chasing mice and he loved to pretend to be the Nickel Samurai.   Well when Maya was kidnapped, Show was a pretty good cat, just lying around and not bothering Shelly the killer when he made his calls to Phoenix but do you remember when Phoenix asks Shelly why he's holding Maya for ransom and he tells Phoenix that it is part of his duties, a sort of aftercare and unfortunately Matt was a suspect.  Shoe was sitting by the assassin and he wanted to play a cat game with Shellly.  Shoe waited patiently for the assassin to finish his call to Phoenix.  Shoe meowed at the time that Shelly hung up because he thought Shelly was done with the call.  Later when Phoenix, Edgeworth and Gumshoe went to Engarde's Mansion to rescue Maya who was no longer there.  Shoe realized that he revealed where Maya was being held and Shoe felt really guilty.   Shoe said outloud "Matt, I'm so sorry,  I gave away Maya's location."    Shoe went out of Matt's mansion and wandered the streets.   After Matt and I won the trial, we were talking and Phoenix, Maya, and all of us decided to have dinner at the gatewater hotel to celebrate.  Matt said that sounded good but he wanted to see his cat again.   So Matt went to his mansion and saw Shoe on the grass and he saw shoe looking very sad.  He picked up his cat and said "Shoe I'm back, we won the trial.  Shoe, what's wrong."  You know that Matt could talk to Shoe.  Shoe said  "I i  I accidently gave away Maya's location and led Phoenix and Edgeworth here, and caused you nearly to get convicted of the murder.  I'M SO SORRY MATT, I REALLY WANTED TO BE PLAYED WITH AND WHEN SHELLY FINISHED TALKING, I THOUGHT THAT THE TRANCEIVER WAS OFF AND IF I MEOWED PHOENIX AND THE PEOPLE AT THE OTHER END OF THE LINE WOULDN'T HEAR ME.  I'M SO SORRY MATT, PLEASE FORGIVE ME."  Matt said "Shoe, I'm not mad at you, I just simply love and adore you."   Matt held his cat, petted him, looked in to his eyes and said, "I know you didn't reveal Maya's location on purpose and it was just an accident.  You know if I was in your shoes I probably would've made the same mistake.  We're all going to the gatewater hotel for dinner and fun."  Shoe said "Thanks Matt, let's go over to the fancy gatewater hotel."   Matt went there and at the entrance there was no one around, except for me and him and he picked me up and he kissed me.   Matt introduced Shoe to his girlfriend, me and we ate dinner with Phoenix and his gang.   Shoe said " Matt why wasn't Chelsey with you when you picked me up."  Matt said "If we were seen together and we told everyone we were boyfriend and girlfriend now, people might start suspecting that I'm paying her a huge sum of money to pretend to be my girlfriend or that she hid evidence and commited perjury in order to get me aquitted, or something like that.  That's what Chelsey said might happen dude."   We ate dinner and we played nickel samurai

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Matt is so sweet, he showed me his collection of swords and we talked about bears, surfing, all kinds of fun stuff.  He was pretty fun to be around.   He gave me a huge stuffed bear and he was very rich.   We were watching the nickel samurai together and I was just enjoying the show.    Nickel and Evil Magistrate were battling.  I was kind of thinking I sure love Nickel and I thought the adventures were pretty cool.  I liked Matt's character but I also liked Matt too and a lot of the good guys.  I told Matt that I loved him and Nickel.   You know Matt was very protective of me too.  He got a second bed and he set up a nice bedroom that looked like my room.  Matt and I did in fact sleep in the same bed but Matt was the one who put a seperate bedroom and decorated it just for show, you know to preserve my refreshing image.   

Maya's kidnapping‏

You know something Maya was very happy eating burgers with phoenix and she was just chatting and very happy.   You know Matt and Maya have been spending time together, and they ate burgers and chatted about Matt's role on the nickel samurai.    So the bellboy came and tol Maya had a phonecall, she went and she was kidnapped and Maya was like where am I and she looked around got into the room with the tv, Nickel samurai dvd collection and the couch.   Did you know that Maya daydreamed about Matt being actually evil.   Maya got a chance to call Matt and she said "Matt, tell me did you have me kidnapped to get phoenix to win your case, because I'll stay here for you until you won your case."  "I love you Matthew, you're the greatest action Star ever, plus I like you evil.  I want you free."   Matt said, " Maya,  I love you too, you're a very cute gigly girl.  I'll tell Shelly to let move freely around the house a little, you can even eat the treats I have and I have a huge collection of steel samurai and Nickel Samurai dvds."   Maya said "Matt, you'd really ask Shelly to allow me around the house.   Sure enough Shelly the Killer allowed Maya to go into other areas of the house     

I love Matt‏

Emma, you know something.  I'm in love with Matt Engarde.  I also love Light Yagami but I love Matt more..   I am to Matt what Misa is to Light, as in I know Matt's true nature and I'm totally dedicated to him and will do anything for him.   But unlike Light, Matt truly loves me back and he will do anything for me too.    Matthew, I know you killed Juan, but you're very awesome.

RE: Matt plays Ace attorney‏

Yes, Matt blackmailed Phoenix into taking his case because he wasn't so good at Court cases like cross examing witnesses, and all the defense stuff.   You know Maya liked Matt a lot and they were hanging out together quite a lot.  Maya liked Matt's evil ness too.   You know that Maya was pretty Happy with Matt and she knew about Matt's plans to hire an assassin to kill Juan, and Maya asked "Matt, I'm just curious, why can't you kill Juan yourself,  You're a really capable fighter."   Matt said "It's too risky for me to go and kill Juan when a lot of people are attending the hero of heroes, I can't risk being seen going into Juan's room and killing him."  You know something,  Matt liked Maya.  Maya said  "Hey Matt, Can I be kidnapped and be in the basement of your house if the plan doesn't go well you're framed.  You know so Phoenix will take your case?"  Matt was embarrassed to admit that he's not so good in court cases and he said "What, no,  I can prove that I didn't kill anyone, so plus I don't think anything will go wrong."    Maya was sweet and she was like, "Okay, but you could give me a nice bed to sleep on and you could allow me to go in the tv room to watch steel samurai if you ever get set up for Juan Corrisa's murder."   Matt and Maya talked about Karate, nice foods, and Mystic Maya's spirit channeling.  They also chatted about how Matt was doing on the Nickel Samurai.   At the hero of heros awards, everyone watched the show very intently and enjoyed it.    Maya was enjoying herself sitting on the couch and playing with shoe.      

Matt plays Ace attorney‏

You know something Jaime?  Matt and I were playing his Case.    You know Matt got stuck on a lot during the game like on the part where Gumshoe testifies about why matt engarde was suspected and he didn't get that the knife was a contradiction to the testimony of the fact He bought the knife for the crime which makes this a premeditated murder.  I was like Matt what are you doing because he was pressing statements he didnt need to press and he was just presenting evidence.    I was very frustrated with Matt,  I said Matt you should know what to do in the game because you hired an assassin to kill Juan.