Friday, August 12, 2011

This is a story I wrote


This is a story I wrote


Phoenix:So why weren't at Old country buffet with me and your famiily
Me: I went to help Edgeworth with his investigation.
Psyche locks appear
Phoenix:I truly don't believe you skipped out on spending time with Panda, your Grandma, Grandpa, Emma, Eliza, Amy Hyrum, Andrew, Melanie erich and the whole family at OCB to help edgeworth with his prosecutor work.    I believe you went out to the olive Gardens with This person.
 
You went to dinner with Matt Engarde didn't you.
Me:What are you talking about?  Do you have any proof I went to Olive Gardens?


Phoenix wright:This is a reciept for your meal at the olive gardens.   I take it that you and matt had a nice time together.   
Me: Wait a minute, sure you might have proven I went out to eat and I ate with someone but do you have any proof that I went out with Matt?
Phoenix presents Matt's jacket.  "Can you explain to me why Matt's jacket is on the floor in the room you're staying in."
All the locks break.
"Okay Panda, everyone I'll tell you why I didn't eat dinner with you guys.  In the afternoon, I got a call from Matt Engarde, the star of the Nickel Samurai, asking me if I wanted to ride with him on his motorcycle and dine with him at Olive Gardens.  Matt and I are boyfriend and girlfriend and we've gone out for quite a while.   We chatted quite a bit about the nickel samurai, how he's doing in tennis and he gave me his jacket to wear.  He showed me a lot of the town then he took me home and gave me a kiss."
Grandma said "Why didn't you just tell us you were going on a date with matt.  We would have understood."
Matt just happened to drive back over to Grandma's house and he said"I can explain everything, You guys are mostly mormon,  Chelsey just simply wanted to have a "refreshing as a spring breeze/good steadfast and immovable latter day saint image for the family.  I myself riding a motorcycle, drinking wine and say dude a lot.   Totally not the guy that a valient young women would date.  She was hiding our relationship from you guys in order to maintain a rightous young women appearance.  Am I right dude?  The family became very accepting and he said "well then I guess better go back to my flat.  Chelsey you can keep my jacket babe"

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