I'm matt's sidekick‏

I would do anything for Matt.   Matt and I had lots of power and I was living very comfortably with Matt.   Matt and I were sitting on the couch and I was playing Paper Mario.  We were just having fun and I said "Matthew, I want to take over the mushroom kingdom, take the star rod, capture all the star spirits and we will be the most powerful ccouple in the universe.  I love the idea of having all our wishes  granted."  I pushed his bangs back, and played with his hair a little bit.  Matt held me affectionately and said  "Well what are we waiting for let's go up to Star Haven and take the star rod.   I have a hoverboard that can fly up there.  I'll fight off everyone trying to stop us."     I was snuggled against matt and I said "Matt, will you please stay out of this for me, Cause I'd hate to see you get discovered and be sent to prison.  You're too awesome to be there."

Matt's cat Shoe‏

You know Matt's cat shoe was a pretty happy cat chasing mice and he loved to pretend to be the Nickel Samurai.   Well when Maya was kidnapped, Show was a pretty good cat, just lying around and not bothering Shelly the killer when he made his calls to Phoenix but do you remember when Phoenix asks Shelly why he's holding Maya for ransom and he tells Phoenix that it is part of his duties, a sort of aftercare and unfortunately Matt was a suspect.  Shoe was sitting by the assassin and he wanted to play a cat game with Shellly.  Shoe waited patiently for the assassin to finish his call to Phoenix.  Shoe meowed at the time that Shelly hung up because he thought Shelly was done with the call.  Later when Phoenix, Edgeworth and Gumshoe went to Engarde's Mansion to rescue Maya who was no longer there.  Shoe realized that he revealed where Maya was being held and Shoe felt really guilty.   Shoe said outloud "Matt, I'm so sorry,  I gave away Maya's location."    Shoe went out of Matt's mansion and wandered the streets.   After Matt and I won the trial, we were talking and Phoenix, Maya, and all of us decided to have dinner at the gatewater hotel to celebrate.  Matt said that sounded good but he wanted to see his cat again.   So Matt went to his mansion and saw Shoe on the grass and he saw shoe looking very sad.  He picked up his cat and said "Shoe I'm back, we won the trial.  Shoe, what's wrong."  You know that Matt could talk to Shoe.  Shoe said  "I i  I accidently gave away Maya's location and led Phoenix and Edgeworth here, and caused you nearly to get convicted of the murder.  I'M SO SORRY MATT, I REALLY WANTED TO BE PLAYED WITH AND WHEN SHELLY FINISHED TALKING, I THOUGHT THAT THE TRANCEIVER WAS OFF AND IF I MEOWED PHOENIX AND THE PEOPLE AT THE OTHER END OF THE LINE WOULDN'T HEAR ME.  I'M SO SORRY MATT, PLEASE FORGIVE ME."  Matt said "Shoe, I'm not mad at you, I just simply love and adore you."   Matt held his cat, petted him, looked in to his eyes and said, "I know you didn't reveal Maya's location on purpose and it was just an accident.  You know if I was in your shoes I probably would've made the same mistake.  We're all going to the gatewater hotel for dinner and fun."  Shoe said "Thanks Matt, let's go over to the fancy gatewater hotel."   Matt went there and at the entrance there was no one around, except for me and him and he picked me up and he kissed me.   Matt introduced Shoe to his girlfriend, me and we ate dinner with Phoenix and his gang.   Shoe said " Matt why wasn't Chelsey with you when you picked me up."  Matt said "If we were seen together and we told everyone we were boyfriend and girlfriend now, people might start suspecting that I'm paying her a huge sum of money to pretend to be my girlfriend or that she hid evidence and commited perjury in order to get me aquitted, or something like that.  That's what Chelsey said might happen dude."   We ate dinner and we played nickel samurai

RE: ‏

Matt is so sweet, he showed me his collection of swords and we talked about bears, surfing, all kinds of fun stuff.  He was pretty fun to be around.   He gave me a huge stuffed bear and he was very rich.   We were watching the nickel samurai together and I was just enjoying the show.    Nickel and Evil Magistrate were battling.  I was kind of thinking I sure love Nickel and I thought the adventures were pretty cool.  I liked Matt's character but I also liked Matt too and a lot of the good guys.  I told Matt that I loved him and Nickel.   You know Matt was very protective of me too.  He got a second bed and he set up a nice bedroom that looked like my room.  Matt and I did in fact sleep in the same bed but Matt was the one who put a seperate bedroom and decorated it just for show, you know to preserve my refreshing image.   

Maya's kidnapping‏

You know something Maya was very happy eating burgers with phoenix and she was just chatting and very happy.   You know Matt and Maya have been spending time together, and they ate burgers and chatted about Matt's role on the nickel samurai.    So the bellboy came and tol Maya had a phonecall, she went and she was kidnapped and Maya was like where am I and she looked around got into the room with the tv, Nickel samurai dvd collection and the couch.   Did you know that Maya daydreamed about Matt being actually evil.   Maya got a chance to call Matt and she said "Matt, tell me did you have me kidnapped to get phoenix to win your case, because I'll stay here for you until you won your case."  "I love you Matthew, you're the greatest action Star ever, plus I like you evil.  I want you free."   Matt said, " Maya,  I love you too, you're a very cute gigly girl.  I'll tell Shelly to let move freely around the house a little, you can even eat the treats I have and I have a huge collection of steel samurai and Nickel Samurai dvds."   Maya said "Matt, you'd really ask Shelly to allow me around the house.   Sure enough Shelly the Killer allowed Maya to go into other areas of the house     

I love Matt‏

Emma, you know something.  I'm in love with Matt Engarde.  I also love Light Yagami but I love Matt more..   I am to Matt what Misa is to Light, as in I know Matt's true nature and I'm totally dedicated to him and will do anything for him.   But unlike Light, Matt truly loves me back and he will do anything for me too.    Matthew, I know you killed Juan, but you're very awesome.

RE: Matt plays Ace attorney‏

Yes, Matt blackmailed Phoenix into taking his case because he wasn't so good at Court cases like cross examing witnesses, and all the defense stuff.   You know Maya liked Matt a lot and they were hanging out together quite a lot.  Maya liked Matt's evil ness too.   You know that Maya was pretty Happy with Matt and she knew about Matt's plans to hire an assassin to kill Juan, and Maya asked "Matt, I'm just curious, why can't you kill Juan yourself,  You're a really capable fighter."   Matt said "It's too risky for me to go and kill Juan when a lot of people are attending the hero of heroes, I can't risk being seen going into Juan's room and killing him."  You know something,  Matt liked Maya.  Maya said  "Hey Matt, Can I be kidnapped and be in the basement of your house if the plan doesn't go well you're framed.  You know so Phoenix will take your case?"  Matt was embarrassed to admit that he's not so good in court cases and he said "What, no,  I can prove that I didn't kill anyone, so plus I don't think anything will go wrong."    Maya was sweet and she was like, "Okay, but you could give me a nice bed to sleep on and you could allow me to go in the tv room to watch steel samurai if you ever get set up for Juan Corrisa's murder."   Matt and Maya talked about Karate, nice foods, and Mystic Maya's spirit channeling.  They also chatted about how Matt was doing on the Nickel Samurai.   At the hero of heros awards, everyone watched the show very intently and enjoyed it.    Maya was enjoying herself sitting on the couch and playing with shoe.      

Matt plays Ace attorney‏

You know something Jaime?  Matt and I were playing his Case.    You know Matt got stuck on a lot during the game like on the part where Gumshoe testifies about why matt engarde was suspected and he didn't get that the knife was a contradiction to the testimony of the fact He bought the knife for the crime which makes this a premeditated murder.  I was like Matt what are you doing because he was pressing statements he didnt need to press and he was just presenting evidence.    I was very frustrated with Matt,  I said Matt you should know what to do in the game because you hired an assassin to kill Juan.

Matt Engarde is GUILTY‏

Of being a very hot man

You know what would be very cute, close to the end of the trial, I say The court finds the defendant GUILTY.......on the chargest of being very hot and awesome

My case‏

You know something, a while after the Matt Engarde fangirl got the autographed picture and I got my game back, the fangirl at the steel Samurai convention got killed.   She was stabbed with a spear, I was over at the Nickel samuri show and I went to go to the bathroom.  In the bathroom I saw the woman on the floor, and the spear was right beside her.  I was totally shocked and picked ukp the spear.  I was like, what happened, She didn't get far enough in the game to know Matt's true nature,  Matt gave her a signed photo of him and she gave the game back.    So I was arrested and I was at the detention center.    The Fangirl's name was Ivanna kissmatt.  So I was kind of scared because I was accused of murder and I have never been on trial before.     I was just sitting there for a while and matt and Phoenix came over to visit.  Pheonix said "Chelsey I heard a lot about your case, Can I defend you in your trial."  I said, "I'm sorry Phoenix, but this is all my fault, if I got Matt the guilty verdict in his trial and I didn't try to protect his dark secret, that girl wouldn't have died.  I didn't kill her but it might have been me if the girl had played Matt's case whole way through, and she didn't decide to give the game back if she had a picture signed by him,  I would have done something to keep her quiet.   Plus there's a lot of evidence against me so I don't think You'll win the case.."   Phoenix said,  "Don't worry I'll take on your case,  you're very special."   Matt and phoenix both hugged me.   "Matt said "Well you did have a motive for killing her, well you would've if Ivanna discovered my secret but that doesn't make you the murderer, besides I don't think Nickel would allow the true killer to get away with it.

Matt treats me well‏

You know what happened at Matt's trial, well at the time when the trial was about to end, I figured out that I could get a not guilty verdict and still keep my refreshing image.    You see most of the family was convinced that Matt was refreshing as a spring breeze.  Emma and Eliza tried to tell Grandma, grandpa Aunt panda and Eric that Matt was really a evil guy but the family didn't believe them.     After the trial Matt and I hugged each other and I said I'm glad we won the case, so Matthew do you want to go out to Olive Gardens to celebrate our victory.  Oops I forgot Emma has Phoenix wright Justice for all, I need to find that game and get rid of it."  Matt said,  "Chelsey, why are you so worked up over a video game."  I rested my head on him and said "This may be hard to believe but I found you killed Juan from playing Phoenix Wright Justice for all.  In the dimension I'm from you're just a video game,  that's how i know you killed Juan."  Matt said "this is all crazy what you told me but I guess it makes sense, you were there at the Hero of Heros Grand prix dining hall while I was talking to the assassin and also I didn't see anyone while I made the business deal to kill juan, so I guess the only you could've known was from your video game.  Dude, do you really need to take Emma's game."   I said, "Yes, I think Emma will try to tell the family that you're who hired the assassin, because she was saying things like where are your loyalties and are you going to prove him guilty or not guilty.   I'm pretty sure that the family is convinced that you're great and that you'd never kill anyone so the probably won't believe Emma but fi she had the game, she could prove you killed Juan."   Matt kissed me and said Choost, I think I know how I could totally convince Emma and Eliza that I didn't murder him."  I was still hugging him and I said "how".   Matt said "IIt's simple really, I have to pretend that I deeply care for Juan as a good friend around your family.  Sure it will be pretty tough to pull off but I believe I can do it."   I said,  "Matt, let's go to your mansion and watch Nickel Samurai."     We go on his motorcycle back to his mansion and we watch Nickel Samurai."  Matt said, "Chelsey, I'm going to make sure you always get what you want.  You're a very special girl, you know that."     I told Matt you know this day turned out great you were found not guilty, more popular than ever, a wonderful evil dedicated girlfriend, and on top of that you have the assassin under your thumb.   Maatt may I wtch the tape of Juan getting killed."   "sure, you can wear my jacket."  We slept happily and we were very happy

Sorry You're sick‏

How's Jake,  I heard you and mom talk about him and you took a day off from your work to recover and get well.  Not fun is it :(   I have been looking at pictures of Matt and daydreaming about him.  Matthew and I hope you get better soon.   I have been looking at backseat gaming, and I have been playing Monkey diner.   Matt told me that he always loved me and would always be my nickel Samurai.  Here's a sweet story about Matt traveling through time to cheer you up :)  You know Matt loved Juan a lot as a friend and he wanted to see juan again so we went back in time to the day of hero of heros grand prix.  He went to Juan and he fought off Shelly,  Juan was confused and said Matt why did you just save my life."   Matt said, "it was because I love you, and we used to be great friends."  Juan smiled and we played go fish together and Matt said "Juan you know it's almost time for the Post ceremony show and press conference, don't you have a star to ruin"  Juan said you know you're very special and I'm not going to expose you after all.  They hugged and 

I make a sacrifice‏

Guess what I loved the phoenix wright game justice for all and Matt's case.   You know I knew that the game could prove Matt was the one who killed Juan Corrida.   Well, as much as I loved the game, I didn't want Matt's evilness to be discovered so it was a very hard thing for me to do but I destroyed the game so Matt"s secret would be safe.   I loved to sit on map and kiss him

Matt's brother‏

Hey Jaime,  Did you know that Matt Engarde has a cute 11 year old little brother named Cody.    Cody loved the Nickel samurai, steel samurai and all those action shows.  He was a very clever kid  :)  You know he really wanted to go to the steel samurai amusement park with me and Matt, but he knew that his big brother probably wouldn't be willing to take him.  You know Cody saw his big brother matt over at the park talking with Shelly DE killer,  and making the deal to kill Juan Corrida.  Cody just happened to be videotaping it because he thought he was going to see the Nickel Samurai catch the assassin, but when he saw Matt talking about killing Juan corrida, Cody being just as evil and manipulative as matt was decided to keep his tape to use as blackmail.   Matt and I were hanging out with his family just chilling and we made plans to go to the Nickel Samurai theme park.   Cody came to the dining room where Matt and I were eating breakfast and he said, "Matt, Chelsey, Can I come with you to the Nickel samurai amusement park? I heard there's just great rollercoaster where Nickel does his spin attack."   Matt said, "This is going to be a special day for me and girlfriend so you can't come with us."   Cody said "You wouldn't waqnt anyone to know that it was you who hired an assassin to murder juan Corrida,  what would your fans think of you, I'm sure they'd like to know who truly hired Shelly the Killer."  Matt pointed his finger at Cody and Yelled "Cody what do you know about the Juan Corrida case.?"  Cody said "I know you hired Shelly the killer, funny thing I was practicing my fighting when I came across you and the assassin.  I have your whole exchange on tape."   "You wouldn't want that info to get out or the fact you dumped Celeste Impax, Adrian Andrew's mentor and Juan's manager do you?"  Matt and I were like, Okay what do you want   "I could show Mom and everyone the tape but I'll tell you what, either you take me with you to the anusement park or this tape is going online."   Matt said "Okay Okay I'll take you with us to the Nickel Samurai thing.   

Matt Engarde love letter‏

Dear Matthew Engarde,

You're the greatest Supervillian ever  I watch your show the nickel Samurai and you are so cool in that show.   That Juan got what he deserved for trying to ruin you.   I think you're a very handsome manh, a mastermind and I want to take over the world with you, us stars, going to amusements parks and your movies together.  I don't care at all that you're evil.  You and I, we can take the world.   You'll always be my Nickel Samurai.   

With love

Chelsey

P.S.  You'll make sure I always get what I want, Right  

  Emma I know this is Dahlia Hawthorne from Phoenix wright trials and tribulations, but I am Matt;s total evil girlfriend so so think of me when you see this sprite

,   Matt, You're so handsome in this picture,  Just imagine the two of us together,  

I have a rival for Matt‏

You know Matt's not the only who has someone who he's trying to outdo.  Maya and I were friends, we watched steel samurai and Nickel Samurai together.  After Matt's trial, we were all in the courtroom lobby.   Matt told me that I was great in court, that I pointed out the contradictions and that I never gave up.   Matt and I kissed each other and I asked Matt, "Matthew, do you know if shelly the killer will return Maya."   Matt said, "I'm not sure but I know where she is"  Pearls leaped for joy and said "Matt you figured out where Mystic Maya is being held?"  Matt told her yes.   So Matt and I went on his motorcycle and went to his mansion.  Matt unlocked the cellar door and Maya smiled and she leaped into Matt's arms and said "Matt, you're off the hook.  You're very awesome and my little secret.  You know you're a awesome mastermind."   Maya said " Chelsey, I'm starved let's go to the Gatewater hotel and have our feast. Matt, I love you, I don't care at all what you did, you're a cool villian"  I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt, you love Matt for his true self too."   We all went to the gate water hotel.  While everyone was just having a nice time I was trying to eat more than Maya, because from then on I decided to try to beat Maya in everything 

Matt and I are both Evil and love each other‏

Hi, Jaime   How are you doing,  Is your job going well,   I love you and your cute ramblings

Matt and I were eating dinner and he said,  "You know Choost, I'm really happy and glad to have met you.  You hid my crimes pretty well, very smart, cute."  I told him I loved him and I said "You know I love being evil but it seems like all I do is clean up after your messes."   Matt smiled and said,  "Well, you know, I always get what I want, I'll help you get anything you desire.   So is there anything you'd like love."  I sat on his lap, pushed his bangs back and said "I love you matt and I love power, you're the big thing right now.  I kissed him and we slept happily 

Amy plays Matt's case‏

Did you know that when Matt came with me to Oregon, cute sweet amy wanted to play my phoenix wright game, and she wanted to play the case that matt was in.   I of course was against Amy playing that case because I wanted to hide the fact that matt isn't really refreshing as a spring breeze as much as matt did.   So when Amy asked me if she could play my game,  I was about to say no but Matt said wait, I know a way she can play the case and my secret still stays hidden.    Matt tells Amy that she can play the game but there are some bad parts.   Matt will help amy skip past the "bad" parts.     She starts the game and she's pretty impressed by the hero of heros grand prix.    At the part where the press conference is cancelled, she asks matt, what was the nickel samurai going to confess.  Matt tells amy that he was going to confess to sleeping with a stuffed animal dog.    Matt skips past the parts that reveal his true self and he edits the story of Celeste impax to make it seem like how Juan discovered Matt dated her first was that he found photos of matt and celeste together, and love letters.  He also made amy believe that Adrian Andrews hired Shelly the killer.   We watched steel Samurai together and had a great time together

Funny AC thing‏

Want to know something funny about Matt.   Matt went back in time to AC, where altiar was and you know what,  he had that habit of putting gloves on before he holds a sword, or any kind of weapon.  He's an assassin.  Matt knows that the modern day Fingerprint and blood analysis testing didn't exist back in the middle ages, so the people back couldn't tell who killed someone just by examining the weapon or the blood but he was so used to modern day forensics that he wouldn't kill anyone without gloves.   Altiar thought it was pretty weird how Matt always insisted on wearing gloves when holding a weapon.    

Matt loves me and he will always protect me.  

Juan's ghost

Juan came to visit me after he was killed because he thought I was very special.  He watched me while i played videogames and chatted with Phoenix wright.  I went to visit matt.  Juan said "Matt, I love you you're a great friend, a very fun guy.  Remember when we used to be on the tennis team together and how you always joked around good times.  Matt, I have something I must confess, I was going to reveal the thing that would destroy your image,  I was going to tell everyone that you dumped Celeste Inpax. After the Hero of Heros grand prix.  I went back to my room to rest and I thought about how wonderful you were and how we used to be great friends.   I'm really sorry I tried to expose you."  Matt cried and said "I love you Juan dude, I gues we fought too much. I love you too Juan."  Matt and Juan hug and Matt said "Juan, I knew you were going to reveal that I dumped Celeste for a while so I hired Shelly the Killer to kill you.  I am truly sorry for what I did"  Matt felt truly awful for killing his friend.  He and Juan played together

Suspicion

Hi Jaime,

You know something,  Matt had this suspicion that I knew all along that he hired Shelly the Killer, and that he's truly a manipulative evil guy.   You know why he suspected it, it was because when Phoenix, Pearls and I were at the detention center, I overheard me telling Phoenix and Pearls that they should leave the investigating to me and not go with me.  I told them the reason was because I wanted to be independent in my attorney work for once but Matt was thinking "I think she knows that I'm behind Juan's murder".   He looked at me with his smile, pulled me into his lap and said"Hey Chelsey, why do you want to do the investigation yourself?  Is there something you know about the murder case you're trying to hide choosta, my wonderful girl"   I sad,  "Matt I know everything, You hired Shelly to kill Juan Corrida.  Juan was going to reveal that you dumped Celeste and how you're truly not refreshing as a spring breeze.  You also spied on Juan Corrida with a camera hidden in the stuffed bear gift you gave him.  Did I get everything right, you handsome evil guy.  I'm still getting you aquitted, because you're too awsome to be in jail. "  Matt said, "Wow Choosta, You're still going for . "  We talked about the show Nickel Samurai and his house parties.    "Matt" I asked him "Can you tell me where your blackmail tapes are, I want to hold onto them for a while."  He told me where they were.   I kissed him and he said well I guess you better start your investigation.  We can go out to olive gardens after this trial is over